12 Wallpaper Ready Funny Love Quotes

12 Wallpaper Ready Funny Love Quotes

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1. Paul Valery

Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valery

2. Ralphie May

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. – Ralphie May

3. Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

4. Jimmy Durante

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

5. Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. Henry Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henry Youngman

7. Natasha Leggero

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. – Natasha Leggero

8. Ambrose Bierce

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce

9. Jerry Seinfeld

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. – Jerry Seinfeld

10. Will Ferrel

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell

11. Joseph E. Morris

I love you and it’s getting worse. – Joseph E. Morris

12. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -Agatha Christie

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